Friend of the Idiot, Todd, has made no secrets about his man-crush on NC State staring QB Russell Wilson.  Now he is going overboard, just a bit.  Hit the jump to see Todd’s Ode to RW, and you will not be sorry that you did.

Ode to Russell Wilson

Three is what would happen if you and Lynda stopped by my place…

But enough about Wonder Woman…this is about you and me.  Oh Russell, the scouting report was not promising last year, we all thought you would be too inexperienced and a bit short.  Then add that teensy concussion and I thought my affair with you would be brief, like all the others.  Evans started strong but his charm wore off quickly and Beck, well I just can’t be with a colorblind man.  But you…oh I love how you stand tall in the pocket and you’re quick, nay wily when the pressure’s on.  Before I know it, you’re out, you’re free and I can’t wait to see what you’re going to do with my ball.  But one thing is certain, you won’t just give my ball to any other man…but the right man.  Even if you can’t connect, I know you’ll hold my ball tight and find the nearest sideline to take a breather.  Your chest heaving from your exertion and the hot trickles of your sweat on my ball makes me feel secure in putting my faith in you…Russ.  Can I call you that?  Russell seems so formal and I feel like…well after you’ve handled my ball so well…that we’re on much closer terms…Russ.  Do you agree?  I hope so.  I must confess that I’ve had your poster on my wall and I stare at it before going to bed each night.  This offseason has been tough, but I’m a patient fan…hell I pull for NCSU.  I’ll wait for you Russ.  I’ll wait for the day that I can once again give you my ball and sit in giddy anticipation of enjoying your swift yet intentioned motions and your strong grip on my ball.  Take it Russ!  Take it all the way!  Don’t stop!  Don’t ever stop!

Call me…